A truck illegally passes multiple cars in snowy, treacherous conditions.
Him, sarcastically: "Oh, THAT'S cool."
Me: "Not to be sexist, but I bet that was a white guy."
Him, still sarcastically: "Yeah, you think?"
Me: "Any time somebody does something stupid but clearly intentional in traffic, it's always a dude."
Him: "Yup."
Me: "Dudes be all, 'Fear my mighty wiener!'"
There's a long, awkward pause as he plays around on his phone.
Me: "... And then I'm all like, 'Ew, no.'"
Him: "You turned that into a whole little story, didn't you?"
Me: "Well I'm basically talking to myself, so I might as well make it interesting for me."
Him: "Haha, yeah."
Do you smell what I'm stepping in?
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